Look, there's a lot of negativity in this world. People need to smile more. This is me, along with my friends, trying our darndest to accomplish this. But we're not gonna stop there.

We want to ruin your breakfast.

Our hope is that one day while eating your cereal you won't just smile, but you'll actually laugh out loud and spit your breakfast all over your cat. Because let's face it, he probably deserves it.

Let's make that little bastard pay.

- Marc Copes
(Mayor of Cow Texas)