Sheriff Derek likes being a small-town cop. His reasons? For one, he loves the fact that nothing bad ever happens. In his line of work, a boring day in the office means more time for crosswords. Secondly, he loves nothing more than spending his days off at the grocery store in peace. Last Tuesday while trying to find something to cook for dinner, Derek found that neither reason rang true. There was in fact, a murder on aisle three. Read more.