Want to get in touch?
I’ve got just the thing.
For the last 33 years I have hand raised and trained the most competitive and ruthless carrier pigeons for leagues around.
It does not matter the nature of the request. To the carrier pigeon every message is treated as a matter of life or death.
Transcribe your thoughts on the parchment below. My pigeons will take care of the rest.
Oops, I changed my mind.
Take me back to the comics.