The left-most garden gnome looked the angriest. Plus, he was the only one that had a beard. Even if he wasn't the angriest, the beard would have made him seem the most intimidating. It's just a common fact about beards. I digress.

"We know what you did, boy!" the bearded gnome angrily declared. You're not really sure what he's on about.

"We SEEN you!" he added. Grammar wasn't on the top of a garden gnome's priority list. "SPEAK, HUMAN!" All 3 garden gnomes raised their pitchforks. They obviously meant business.

You take a moment to gather your thoughts.

    "Listen, where my dog pees is out of my control!"
    "Are those forks from the kitchen?"
    "Nice beard. Can I touch it?"

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