You wake up.
Lazily turning your head you look at the bedside clock. It reads:
You slam the snooze button. You get the funny feeling it's going to be a long day.
You sigh. Even your sigh feels disappointed that it's awake. After all, this is the 13th time you hit snooze this morning. Fortunately for you, 13 is a lucky number.
Just as you're about to tempt reality and get out of bed, the bedroom door slams open. To your surprise, in the doorway amongst the blinding light stands...